January 2010
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Do you have a girlfriend?
nope..im single
akin na yang iphone mo, bibilhin ko yan cash haha
sure ..! for 400 euro
Ask me anything
suggest any good emo songs .?
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@lehbasi13 @justjared
THNX fOR FOLLOWING..!
OBSESSION.
Eliza's Debut.
ELIZA SENT ME A MESSAGE TODAY THROUGH YAHOO MAIL…
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……”My debut will proceed on MARCH 12, 2010, Friday at the Crowne Plaza Hotel, Northwood (Santry) from 7pm-1.30am. Attire: FORMAL no jeans, no runners… Strictly formal. okayy?. please wag magsama ng ibang friend LOL :L .. coz they won’t be able to get in...
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
Dota vs Gf
si DOTA isa lang sa mundo,
GF napakarami niyan.
GF iiwan ka din niyan, si DOTA hindi.
si GF nagagalit pagnagdodota ka, si DOTA hindi nagagalit pag nagGF ka.
si DOTA P20 lang masaya na, si GF baka P200 hindi pa masaya.
pagnakakakita ka ng ibang Hero hndi nagagalit si DOTA, pero pagnakakakita ka ng ibang babae nagagalit si GF.
si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap na balikan,
si DOTA pag iniwan mo, handa ka...
8 Laughtrip. :D
Sa Math Class...
Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito,
ilang piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING napo! GINILING!!!
Private Number.
Today I got three prank callers..! ang epal nila..! kung sinu man yun..sabihin muna..!
Kimmy ang galing mung mag prank..! bisto kaagad..!
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Friends For Sale
As you all know Friends for sale is a game in Facebook„were you can buy friends..!!(but can you really buy your friends?? )…
Friends for sale is a good game BUT nakakainis ung mga tao na mag Private message sayu na ” HEY.! watz up.? can you buy me please in FFS ” anu ba sila prostitute para bilhin ko sila.!! ahahaha..and besides hindi nmn kami close tapos bibilhin ko...
Reblog with the word 'love' in another language.
aisheritaaa:
wowrandywow:
sirjoshizzle:
dwayyne:
reneefuchs:
racywallflower:
publicnightmares:
elmowriteslove:
Leiben. (German)
alozano17
j’adore(french)
Ai. (Mandarin)
Ahava. (Hebrew)
Amore(Italian)
Mahal (tagalog)
愛情 [Aijou] (Japanese) 사랑 [Sarang] (Korean)
Hah, I bet I took the two languages everyone wanted to say.
Yeu(vietnamese)
hak (Laotian)
Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
French: Excuse moi.!
Pinoy: NOT ME!
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The Race.
Isang araw, nagkasundo ang tatlong sperm na magkakaibigan na magkakarerahan…
Sperm 1: Mga pare, unahan tayo papuntang egg! Manalo gwapo. Sperm 2: O sige ba, pero mga pare, sigurado akong mananalo ako! Sperm 3: Pareho kayong mayabang, umpisahan na natin ito! 1,2,3….
Wala pang 5 seconds ay prang flash na tumakbo si Sperm 3. Pero, ng papunta doon ang Sperm 1 at Sperm 2, nakita na lang nilang...
This is genious. (sex joke)
itsmeeheos:
alozano17
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly...
The Schedule.
FEB 15-19 —> miD-TerM bREaK
FEB 14—> Valentines Day and Luke’s Bday and Cian’s Bday
FEB 22- MARCH 5 —> Work Experince
MARCH 17 —> St. Patrick’s Day anD mY birthday and Sean’s Birthday
MARCH 26-APRIL 9 —> Easter Holiday
APRIL 5-APRIL 9—> Spain trip
MAY 1 —> Black Eyed Peas Concert..!!!!!!!!!!
May...
"The wRong numBer"
Man calls home.
Maid answers phone.
He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
He says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."
5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
She says, "We don't have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"
“tumabi
ko syo
at huminga
ng malalim
tinanong mo
bakit?
ngumiti...”
– fUnNy Joke (via prinxex20)
F.U.C.K
if u need a “fuck” u can olweys count on me.. “f.u.c.k.” Friend U Can Keep ano?“fuck”mo ko? fuck din kta! fuck forever! astg db? fuck..=)
“its weird how u go from being
strangers to being friends to being more than...”
– aljhen lozano
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Pinoy Favorite Food
ohio-is4-lovers:
meloeddie3:
grandevouz:
alozano17:
THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT, so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may as well dine-in there, and check out their menu; AS YOU GO ON, IT’S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE FLAVORFUL!!! (this is based on true facts…)
1. TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
2. LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
...
smashingnico asked: Hello there. I saw the photo "How to know if you're normal", and I think you changed the credits. Actually, I'm the creator of the photo, and for me, it goes something it was a disrespect on the creator when you changed it and then uploaded it on your site. Well, I am not that mad, but it was really doesn't look good. Somehow you can reblog the photo, but not modifying and...
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“I spent my time just thinkin thinkin thinkin bout you
Every single day yes,...”
– meet me halfway(black eyed peas)
normal conversation..
JHAY : how's Love Life
Aubrey : eto parang google pa rin still searching
jhay: ahaha ...! ako parang yahoo eh
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mY nEw foLLowerz..
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@rawrlley
@snowpinappleyeah
@vicleal
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@cookrazie
@janz-kyut
THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ME..!
mynameisfen:
An open relationship is a relationship where one person does not own the other. The couple are not exclusively seeing each other and can date, flirt and hook up with other people should they wish to do so. In a true open relationship the couple will be fully honest with each other (unlike most regular relationships). They will not get pissed at each other for stupid things such as...
“why girls flirt to guys.?”
– eLiza DimLa
THE SCHOOL CALENDARR!
jesstine:
jazeerbonafe:
February 12 : Friday
Mid-Term Break, School closes!
February 22 : Monday
School Re-Opens
1st day of PREs!
March 17 : Wednesday
School Closed for St. Patricks Day ;D
March 26 : Friday
Easter Holidays! /School closes
April 12 : Monday
School Re-opens ;C
May 3 : Monday
School Close/Bank Holidayy
May 14 : Friday
School...
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